Dear heterosexual men:Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm going to make a move on you. I have enough respect for a straight man to not do anything to him and put him in an awkward position. And to be honest, acting so uncomfortable around me because you worry I'll touch you in certain places, clearly you're very cocky.
Dear girls:Sorry, I'm gay.
Dear parents:I know it's hard to accept, but you're just going to have to get used to it eventually. If you can't accept it, then clearly, you don't love your own son.
Dear scandalous gay boys:I'm not someone you can pull a hit-and-run move on. And don't even think your "charm" and "good looks" are enough to get my attention. Just because I'm gay, it doesn't mean I'll bend over in front of you or get down on my knees and pull your zipper down on the spot. I won't take being disrespected too kindly.
Dear society:Why can't you just accept the fact that there are people who are straight and people who are gay? Why are there laws that have to be directed towards gay people (such as the banning of gay marriage in the majority of the U.S.)?
